1 00:00:06,093 --> 00:00:08,182 AUNT BINI [on computer]: I'd like all of you now 2 00:00:08,225 --> 00:00:10,140 to speak about Harold. 3 00:00:10,184 --> 00:00:12,012 Talk about what he did for you. 4 00:00:12,055 --> 00:00:14,884 How lucky you were to have him. 5 00:00:14,927 --> 00:00:17,147 Uh, well, Uncle Harold was, uh, 6 00:00:17,191 --> 00:00:18,496 - my favorite uncle... - SAM: Oh, look, 7 00:00:18,540 --> 00:00:20,498 honey, it's cousin Estelle. 8 00:00:20,542 --> 00:00:22,065 You always loved her. 9 00:00:22,109 --> 00:00:25,155 That looks like the woman who ate cousin Estelle. 10 00:00:25,199 --> 00:00:27,157 - Nan. - What? 11 00:00:27,201 --> 00:00:29,855 All the women are so fat on your father's side. 12 00:00:29,899 --> 00:00:31,683 You girls better be careful. 13 00:00:31,727 --> 00:00:33,555 Am I'm gonna get big like that, Mom? 14 00:00:33,598 --> 00:00:37,037 - No, no. - Well, you got a little more on you than you need. 15 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:38,168 Phil! 16 00:00:38,212 --> 00:00:39,691 Okay, wow. 17 00:00:39,735 --> 00:00:43,043 ...about the guys I fancy or didn't fancy... 18 00:00:43,086 --> 00:00:45,958 - This is Jewish Hollywood Squares.[chuckles] - [cell phone vibrates] 19 00:00:46,002 --> 00:00:48,091 EDDY [on computer]: ...about my heart and... 20 00:00:48,135 --> 00:00:48,831 Hello? 21 00:00:48,874 --> 00:00:50,528 Everyone can see you. 22 00:00:50,572 --> 00:00:53,096 Why are you calling to tell me that? 23 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:55,098 MARION: Because you're so obvious 24 00:00:55,142 --> 00:00:56,752 - with the pointing and the gesturing. - [sighs] My God. 25 00:00:56,795 --> 00:00:59,537 I can tell that you're screaming even though you're muted. 26 00:00:59,581 --> 00:01:01,104 You're like all those other folks 27 00:01:01,148 --> 00:01:03,193 at the Hebrew Home for the Aged on this Zoom. 28 00:01:03,237 --> 00:01:05,456 - No, I'm not. - MARION: You're horrible. 29 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:07,589 P.S., fuck Anatoly's mom. 30 00:01:07,632 --> 00:01:09,765 Fuck Anatoly's mom. 31 00:01:09,808 --> 00:01:12,811 You know, I just-I always felt respected, didn't I? 32 00:01:12,855 --> 00:01:14,117 SAM: You know what? 33 00:01:14,161 --> 00:01:15,597 No, Mom, Mom, 34 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:17,207 - don't you dare. Stop. - I just wanted to... 35 00:01:17,251 --> 00:01:19,253 I want to say something nice about him. 36 00:01:19,296 --> 00:01:21,211 MARION [on computer]: Uncle Harold gave me 37 00:01:21,255 --> 00:01:22,604 my love of comics. 38 00:01:22,647 --> 00:01:24,388 He told me, "You should make friends 39 00:01:24,432 --> 00:01:27,304 with the guy that works at the comic book store," 40 00:01:27,348 --> 00:01:28,610 so I did, 41 00:01:28,653 --> 00:01:31,221 and every week, he would put aside the comics 42 00:01:31,265 --> 00:01:33,789 that I collected. I never missed an issue. 43 00:01:33,832 --> 00:01:37,097 And one thing he said... 44 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:40,274 always hold on to your baseball cards. 45 00:01:41,449 --> 00:01:43,625 [Marion crying] 46 00:01:43,668 --> 00:01:47,237 I'm cool 'cause of him. 47 00:01:47,281 --> 00:01:48,760 [sobs] 48 00:01:48,804 --> 00:01:50,632 May his memory be a blessing. 49 00:01:50,675 --> 00:01:52,155 ALL: May his memory be a blessing. 50 00:01:52,199 --> 00:01:53,243 CHERRY [on computer]: I have a share. 51 00:01:53,287 --> 00:01:55,245 Hey, I have a share. 52 00:01:55,289 --> 00:01:56,594 [overlapping chatter] 53 00:01:56,638 --> 00:01:57,856 Quiet. Sheket bevakasha. 54 00:01:57,900 --> 00:01:59,336 - ALL: Hey! - AUNT BINI: Listen. 55 00:01:59,380 --> 00:02:00,946 - This is Harold's nurse, Cherry. - Hello. 56 00:02:00,990 --> 00:02:02,165 - She's part of the family. - Hi, everybody. 57 00:02:02,209 --> 00:02:03,645 And she never borrowed any money, Brender. 58 00:02:03,688 --> 00:02:05,777 - [laughs] - CHERRY: Harold. 59 00:02:05,821 --> 00:02:07,953 God, I will miss you. You know what, 60 00:02:07,997 --> 00:02:09,433 save a spot for me next to you up there, 61 00:02:09,477 --> 00:02:11,174 so you can rub my feet this time, 62 00:02:11,218 --> 00:02:14,264 and you can pull the blanket over my shoulder, 63 00:02:14,308 --> 00:02:16,875 and maybe I can pour you the happy hour rosé 64 00:02:16,919 --> 00:02:18,660 'cause you were always trying to get me drunk. 65 00:02:18,703 --> 00:02:20,879 [Cherry laughs] Love forever, 66 00:02:20,923 --> 00:02:24,448 your Caribbean Queen, 67 00:02:24,492 --> 00:02:26,494 Cherry. 68 00:02:29,497 --> 00:02:31,542 Okay. 69 00:02:31,586 --> 00:02:32,891 [grunting] 70 00:02:34,371 --> 00:02:36,939 ["Caribbean Queen" by Billy Ocean playing] 71 00:02:38,332 --> 00:02:40,029 Hey! 72 00:02:42,945 --> 00:02:46,296 - ♪ She's simply awesome...♪ - Yes! 73 00:02:46,340 --> 00:02:48,168 - ♪ She dashed by me♪ - Mom... 74 00:02:48,211 --> 00:02:50,866 ♪ In painted-on jeans...♪ 75 00:02:50,909 --> 00:02:53,477 - [overlapping chatter] - SAM: Come on, Phil. 76 00:02:53,521 --> 00:02:54,478 ♪ Caribbean♪ 77 00:02:54,522 --> 00:02:55,827 ♪ Queen♪ 78 00:02:55,871 --> 00:02:57,568 ♪ Now we're sharing♪ 79 00:02:57,612 --> 00:02:59,179 ♪ The same dream...♪ 80 00:02:59,222 --> 00:03:00,702 SAM: [laughs] Look at cousin Eddy. 81 00:03:00,745 --> 00:03:03,487 ♪ And our hearts they beat as one...♪ 82 00:03:03,531 --> 00:03:05,097 Everybody, booty, booty. 83 00:03:05,141 --> 00:03:07,230 ♪ No more love on the run...♪ 84 00:03:07,274 --> 00:03:09,058 Come on, everybody. 85 00:03:09,101 --> 00:03:10,668 - Come on! - Air sax. 86 00:03:10,712 --> 00:03:12,192 Yes! 87 00:03:12,235 --> 00:03:14,368 ♪ Caribbean Queen...♪ 88 00:03:14,411 --> 00:03:16,065 [laughter] 89 00:03:16,108 --> 00:03:18,067 ♪ Now we're sharing the same dream♪ 90 00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:23,203 ♪ And our hearts they beat as one...♪ 91 00:03:23,246 --> 00:03:24,378 Hey, hey. 92 00:03:24,421 --> 00:03:26,336 ♪ No more love on the run...♪ 93 00:03:26,380 --> 00:03:27,903 - [laughter] - CHERRY: I'll see you on the other side, 94 00:03:27,946 --> 00:03:30,340 Harold. I will see you again. 95 00:03:30,384 --> 00:03:32,255 Hey! 96 00:03:32,299 --> 00:03:34,344 - Sit back. The rabbi's here. - Oh. 97 00:03:34,388 --> 00:03:36,390 - Chair, chair, chair. - [rabbi speaking Hebrew] 98 00:03:36,433 --> 00:03:38,740 Here. Here, Nan. 99 00:03:48,010 --> 00:03:49,272 [elevator bell dings] 100 00:03:49,316 --> 00:03:51,231 ["England Swings" by Roger Miller playing] 101 00:03:54,408 --> 00:03:56,236 [grunts] 102 00:03:56,279 --> 00:03:57,367 - [elevator bell dings] - [clears throat] 103 00:03:57,411 --> 00:03:59,369 - MAN: What floor? - SAM: I'm sorry? 104 00:03:59,413 --> 00:04:01,458 I can't hear you from down here. 105 00:04:01,502 --> 00:04:02,546 DUKE: British Consulate. 106 00:04:02,590 --> 00:04:04,548 I think it's the 37th floor. 107 00:04:04,592 --> 00:04:06,898 SAM: Yes. Exciting day 108 00:04:06,942 --> 00:04:09,640 of British business for me. 109 00:04:09,684 --> 00:04:11,251 Sorry about the height crack. 110 00:04:11,294 --> 00:04:13,470 I know, tall people are people, too. 111 00:04:13,514 --> 00:04:15,559 Oh, no, you can fucking joke in front of me. 112 00:04:15,603 --> 00:04:17,474 - It's all good. - Excuse me. 113 00:04:17,518 --> 00:04:18,997 Oh, pardon me, ma'am, 114 00:04:19,041 --> 00:04:20,564 because she uses the language in the show. 115 00:04:20,608 --> 00:04:22,653 I-I overstepped. 116 00:04:22,697 --> 00:04:25,395 I'm a fan. I love Filthy Moms. 117 00:04:25,439 --> 00:04:28,398 - Oh. - MAN: When-when you guys broke the sink 118 00:04:28,442 --> 00:04:29,486 while you were getting pounded 119 00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:31,575 in the gas station bathroom, 120 00:04:31,619 --> 00:04:33,316 I-I threw up from laughing. 121 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:35,405 [chuckles] 122 00:04:35,449 --> 00:04:37,668 That means the world to me. Thank you. 123 00:04:37,712 --> 00:04:40,280 - What show is that? - Nothing. 124 00:04:40,323 --> 00:04:42,325 Filthy Moms-- what channel is that? 125 00:04:42,369 --> 00:04:44,414 Why didn't you ever tell me about your work? 126 00:04:44,458 --> 00:04:46,024 Don't worry about it. 127 00:04:46,068 --> 00:04:47,417 I'll find it for you, Gran. 128 00:04:47,461 --> 00:04:48,766 Oh, thank you, Duke. 129 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:50,507 - Thank you so much. - DUKE: Of course. 130 00:04:50,551 --> 00:04:52,509 Not sure about the title. 131 00:04:52,553 --> 00:04:54,511 ["Mad Hatters Cabbage" by Tony Stevens Band playing] 132 00:04:54,555 --> 00:04:57,340 - [elevator bell dings] - [sighs, clears throat] 133 00:04:57,384 --> 00:04:59,342 ♪ I was walking down the road doing nothing♪ 134 00:04:59,386 --> 00:05:02,606 ♪ The best I can when this cat leans out the window♪ 135 00:05:02,650 --> 00:05:04,173 ♪ And he shouts down...♪ 136 00:05:04,216 --> 00:05:06,044 - She's making a video. - Do magic. [laughing] 137 00:05:06,088 --> 00:05:08,046 - We're sisters. - You guys are getting 138 00:05:08,090 --> 00:05:09,439 - your citizenship today? - Yes, yes. 139 00:05:09,483 --> 00:05:11,963 Me too. I wish I had a sweater like that. 140 00:05:12,007 --> 00:05:14,531 Oh, you could have mine, and I'll have your jacket. 141 00:05:14,575 --> 00:05:15,837 - Perfect! - [laughs] 142 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:17,447 - Let's go to the bathroom and trade. - Yeah. 143 00:05:17,491 --> 00:05:19,014 [laughter] 144 00:05:20,058 --> 00:05:21,364 PHYLLIS: Excuse me. Thank you. 145 00:05:21,408 --> 00:05:23,453 Are you planning to move to England then? 146 00:05:23,497 --> 00:05:25,150 Oh, no. 147 00:05:25,194 --> 00:05:27,805 I just come to the consulate to pick up beautiful women. 148 00:05:27,849 --> 00:05:30,808 SAM: Where's the "pip pip cheerio" 149 00:05:30,852 --> 00:05:33,463 - in your family? - WOMAN: Our daddy. 150 00:05:33,507 --> 00:05:34,986 Sweet Daddy. 151 00:05:35,030 --> 00:05:36,553 He was born in 152 00:05:36,597 --> 00:05:38,555 Dover, and he grew up 153 00:05:38,599 --> 00:05:40,644 sort of all over. 154 00:05:40,688 --> 00:05:43,038 A lot of it was not happy, 155 00:05:43,081 --> 00:05:44,344 that much we knew. 156 00:05:44,387 --> 00:05:46,998 But then, when he got sick, 157 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:49,871 he said he wanted to be buried there. 158 00:05:49,914 --> 00:05:51,655 Dover. England. 159 00:05:51,699 --> 00:05:53,091 [sighs] And all these stories... 160 00:05:53,135 --> 00:05:54,397 Oh, all the stories. 161 00:05:54,441 --> 00:05:58,183 They-they-they came pouring out of him. 162 00:05:58,227 --> 00:06:00,229 And when we went to Dover, 163 00:06:00,272 --> 00:06:03,275 we looked at each other and said, 164 00:06:03,319 --> 00:06:05,103 BOTH: "We're home." 165 00:06:05,147 --> 00:06:07,889 I want to go to Dover. What's Dover like? 166 00:06:07,932 --> 00:06:10,500 It's a shithole. 167 00:06:10,544 --> 00:06:12,894 SAM: Okay, so do you see the crest above me? 168 00:06:12,937 --> 00:06:15,375 Look at your frame, right? 169 00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:17,377 - Whole... Look at your frame. - Sammy? 170 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:19,683 [chuckles] 171 00:06:19,727 --> 00:06:21,598 D... What? 172 00:06:21,642 --> 00:06:23,078 - What? - [both laughing] 173 00:06:23,121 --> 00:06:25,385 Of all the gin joints... What are you doing here? 174 00:06:25,428 --> 00:06:28,257 I came to get my English citizenship. 175 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:29,911 Are you going there to work or to live? 176 00:06:29,954 --> 00:06:32,435 No, just for dual. 177 00:06:32,479 --> 00:06:35,699 I do not renounce. America and Britannia. 178 00:06:35,743 --> 00:06:39,224 - Yes. - Keep your voice down, Sam! 179 00:06:39,268 --> 00:06:41,575 God. You remember my mom? 180 00:06:41,618 --> 00:06:43,446 Yeah, I remember your mom. 181 00:06:43,490 --> 00:06:45,579 Yeah. 182 00:06:46,754 --> 00:06:49,713 Hi, Mrs. Fox. Remember me? 183 00:06:49,757 --> 00:06:52,237 I'm the sexy charmer who used to work with your daughter 184 00:06:52,281 --> 00:06:53,543 when her babies were babies. 185 00:06:53,587 --> 00:06:55,719 [screams] 186 00:06:55,763 --> 00:06:56,894 Oh, God. 187 00:06:56,938 --> 00:07:00,289 You never grab a lady's hand so harshly. 188 00:07:00,332 --> 00:07:02,726 - Oh, Jesus. - I apologize. 189 00:07:02,770 --> 00:07:03,727 Abdul, I'm so sorry. 190 00:07:03,771 --> 00:07:06,600 MAN: Oh, shit. 191 00:07:06,643 --> 00:07:09,080 It's a Filthy Moms reunion. 192 00:07:09,124 --> 00:07:11,779 My guy, what's good? 193 00:07:13,955 --> 00:07:15,913 SAM: Okay, so 194 00:07:15,957 --> 00:07:17,567 why are you getting... 195 00:07:17,611 --> 00:07:19,569 - Well, my mom's from Londontown, right? - What? 196 00:07:19,613 --> 00:07:21,484 - ABDUL: So, I thought w-why not. - Same. 197 00:07:21,528 --> 00:07:24,574 The world is scary, you know. I needed an escape hatch. 198 00:07:24,618 --> 00:07:25,749 Church. 199 00:07:25,793 --> 00:07:28,099 It's good to know we have another door. 200 00:07:28,143 --> 00:07:29,753 CAMILLA: Hello, ladies and gentlemen. 201 00:07:29,797 --> 00:07:32,843 Are we ready to follow the pony? 202 00:07:32,887 --> 00:07:36,456 What I want you to do is we're going to swear the oath 203 00:07:36,499 --> 00:07:38,196 of allegiance, all together. 204 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:41,983 So, will everyone rise, please. I... 205 00:07:42,026 --> 00:07:43,593 ALL: I... 206 00:07:43,637 --> 00:07:44,986 - Sam Fox... - [all speaking names] 207 00:07:45,029 --> 00:07:49,599 swear by Almighty God I will be faithful 208 00:07:49,643 --> 00:07:51,209 and bear true allegiance 209 00:07:51,253 --> 00:07:52,776 to Her Majesty, 210 00:07:52,820 --> 00:07:55,692 Her Heirs and Successors, 211 00:07:55,736 --> 00:07:58,695 and fulfill my duties and obligations 212 00:07:58,739 --> 00:08:02,307 as a British citizen. 213 00:08:02,351 --> 00:08:05,485 Well done. Now I will hand out the certificates. 214 00:08:05,528 --> 00:08:07,399 ["God Save the Queen" playing] 215 00:08:07,443 --> 00:08:08,792 Abdul. 216 00:08:08,836 --> 00:08:10,490 - Yes! - [applause] 217 00:08:10,533 --> 00:08:12,970 Thank you. Congratulations. 218 00:08:13,014 --> 00:08:15,625 Dorothy. 219 00:08:15,669 --> 00:08:18,149 Anthony. 220 00:08:18,193 --> 00:08:19,716 It's the guy. 221 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:21,805 - Thanks. - Congratulations. 222 00:08:21,849 --> 00:08:24,025 [cheering, applause] 223 00:08:24,068 --> 00:08:25,635 Karen. Congratulations. 224 00:08:25,679 --> 00:08:27,158 - SAM: Karen. - ABDUL: Karen. 225 00:08:27,202 --> 00:08:30,205 - That's kind of an intense name. - Karen. Karen. 226 00:08:30,248 --> 00:08:31,815 - Karen. - It's unfortunate. 227 00:08:31,859 --> 00:08:33,643 She's sticking with it. 228 00:08:33,687 --> 00:08:34,818 - Winnie. - Thank you. 229 00:08:34,862 --> 00:08:36,820 - Jane. - Thank you. 230 00:08:36,864 --> 00:08:38,996 And, lastly, Sam. 231 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:41,390 [cheering] 232 00:08:41,433 --> 00:08:42,826 - SAM: Thank you so much. - CAMILLA: Congratulations. 233 00:08:42,870 --> 00:08:44,828 Congratulations. 234 00:08:44,872 --> 00:08:46,700 - That's my mum. - Oh, hello, 235 00:08:46,743 --> 00:08:48,876 - mum. - Very proud mum. 236 00:08:50,878 --> 00:08:53,010 Everyone say something British. 237 00:08:53,054 --> 00:08:54,577 ALL: Cheerio! 238 00:08:54,621 --> 00:08:56,710 - [camera shutter clicks] - [laughter] - Yeah! 239 00:08:58,886 --> 00:09:01,758 [English accent]: Hello? Hello? 240 00:09:01,802 --> 00:09:04,544 Message from the management. 241 00:09:04,587 --> 00:09:07,416 I will need all of your passports 242 00:09:07,459 --> 00:09:09,853 in one place so I can see them 243 00:09:09,897 --> 00:09:11,289 and touch them. 244 00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:14,771 Please bring your passports to the kitchen 245 00:09:14,815 --> 00:09:18,688 right round. I will see you there. 246 00:09:18,732 --> 00:09:20,647 [exhales] 247 00:09:24,738 --> 00:09:26,696 [regular accent]: Thank you. 248 00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:29,960 Duke, Frankie, we need your passports. 249 00:09:30,004 --> 00:09:32,310 DUKE: I hate the picture! 250 00:09:32,354 --> 00:09:34,704 I'm not giving it to you. 251 00:09:34,748 --> 00:09:36,271 We can't go unless without your passport. 252 00:09:36,314 --> 00:09:39,796 They won't let you in the country without it. 253 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,885 DUKE: I threw it away. 254 00:09:41,929 --> 00:09:43,626 - No, she didn't. I'll... - Ooh... 255 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:46,542 - Let me-let me talk to her. - Thank you. 256 00:09:49,327 --> 00:09:52,330 Great. Touching, seeing. Good. 257 00:09:52,374 --> 00:09:55,464 Okay, honey, will you help me... 258 00:09:55,507 --> 00:09:56,726 pack... 259 00:09:56,770 --> 00:10:00,730 because you're good at it, and I'm not. 260 00:10:00,774 --> 00:10:03,994 Oof... 261 00:10:04,038 --> 00:10:06,083 Okay, it's fine. 262 00:10:06,127 --> 00:10:07,650 It's totally fine. 263 00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:09,304 It's just packing. 264 00:10:09,347 --> 00:10:12,916 I'm just leaving the house, and everything 265 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:15,745 that I need is definitely here, 266 00:10:15,789 --> 00:10:17,921 and I'm taking it there. 267 00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:19,314 This is socks. 268 00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:20,750 These kind of shirts. 269 00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:22,752 Underwear, bras. 270 00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:24,928 Okay, okay, okay. Lens cloth. 271 00:10:24,972 --> 00:10:28,279 ...are here. Chewy, you could get in the bag. 272 00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:29,933 Um... 273 00:10:29,977 --> 00:10:32,109 [groans] Okay. 274 00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:34,503 It's just packing. Ooh! 275 00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:35,852 [babbling] 276 00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:39,334 Jackets. Cashmere sweater. Iron. 277 00:10:39,377 --> 00:10:42,859 Scarf. I wear scarves abroad. 278 00:10:42,903 --> 00:10:44,687 Yes, I do. 279 00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:47,777 Mildred Krinkle, she goes in here. 280 00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:49,779 Hand brace. Hand brace. 281 00:10:49,823 --> 00:10:52,477 Melatonin. Xanax. 282 00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:54,349 Okay, it's fine. 283 00:10:54,392 --> 00:10:56,873 Oof. It's just packing. 284 00:10:56,917 --> 00:10:58,962 You gonna be my service dog? 285 00:10:59,006 --> 00:11:00,877 [sighs] 286 00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:03,967 My blue blanket. 287 00:11:04,011 --> 00:11:07,579 [doorbell rings] 288 00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:09,538 Oh, God. 289 00:11:09,581 --> 00:11:12,628 Why is somebody here? No. 290 00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:16,327 [doorbell rings rapidly] 291 00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:18,634 [dogs barking] 292 00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:23,552 [sighs] 293 00:11:23,595 --> 00:11:25,554 Jesus, you scared me. 294 00:11:25,597 --> 00:11:26,990 [laughs] 295 00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:29,732 I thought you were my mom. I'm insane. 296 00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:31,734 I just came to bring you and the girls some Barone's. 297 00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:33,344 Are you kidding me? 298 00:11:33,388 --> 00:11:35,433 I haven't eaten anything today, I'm dying. 299 00:11:35,477 --> 00:11:38,349 LENNY: Dare I ask, are you done packing? 300 00:11:38,393 --> 00:11:40,743 Am I done packing? I have four suitcases out. 301 00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:42,919 It doesn't matter if I'm packing 302 00:11:42,963 --> 00:11:45,835 for San Diego or Bulgaria. 303 00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:49,621 [exhales] Packing shpilkes is real. 304 00:11:49,665 --> 00:11:51,188 Ooh... 305 00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:52,320 How are you? 306 00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:54,539 [groans] My tribe is driving me crazy, 307 00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:56,759 but mama came for some tequila. 308 00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:57,847 [laughs] 309 00:11:57,891 --> 00:11:59,240 I got a surprise for you. 310 00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:01,764 Guess who's in town? My little brother. 311 00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:04,549 Oh, that's sweet. Why is that a surprise for me? 312 00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:06,856 I-I told him that you were up to your eyeballs, 313 00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:08,205 - but he said he had to see you. - Oh, God. 314 00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:10,642 - No, no, no, not tonight. - Yes, yes. 315 00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:11,861 - No. - He just wants to love on you 316 00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:13,471 a little bit, give you a hug. 317 00:12:13,515 --> 00:12:15,604 - Who wants to come down here and - Everybody, come down. Aunty 318 00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:18,868 - and get some of this deliciousness?! - Lenny brought Barone's, people! 319 00:12:18,912 --> 00:12:21,741 Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm. So good. 320 00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:23,046 - Mmm. - Oh. 321 00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:25,875 - Jesus loves the baby. - Do you remember 322 00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:28,791 when you brought it for me, saved my life? 323 00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:32,839 Yeah, I remember. 324 00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:35,885 Rearview mirror. 325 00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:37,887 - [doorbell rings] - Ooh. 326 00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:39,976 - That's Copeland. - No. 327 00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:43,240 - Copeland! - Don't get it. 328 00:12:43,284 --> 00:12:45,982 Don't get it. Stop. 329 00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:48,289 Don't. Stop. 330 00:12:51,031 --> 00:12:52,293 [door opens] 331 00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:54,251 - LENNY: Hi! - TRESSA: Hi! - CHAYA: Hello! 332 00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:56,427 - Look at that. It's a party. - [groans] 333 00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:58,168 [overlapping chatter] 334 00:12:58,212 --> 00:13:00,083 - CHAYA: We missed you. - LENNY: Oh, I'm gonna make more drinks. 335 00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:02,477 - Oh, I will have a drink. - Yes, yes. Hello. 336 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:04,784 The pet lesbians are here to take care of your pets. 337 00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:06,829 - Well, we're here to turn your pets into lesbians. - Oh, we are 338 00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:08,918 the Quantico of lesbianism for pets. 339 00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:10,441 CHAYA: Well, I only deal with the dogs. 340 00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:11,834 Look, I don't even want to hear about the other animals. 341 00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:13,096 I told you I will handle the snake. 342 00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:14,706 [stammers] Oh, my Go... I... 343 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:16,099 How many times do I have to ask you 344 00:13:16,143 --> 00:13:17,361 - not to even say the word? - She has 345 00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:18,841 - ophidiophobia. - Like, why do you do that? 346 00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,277 SAM: Thank you. That's very responsible, 347 00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:22,453 but I sent you an email with everything, 348 00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:23,846 and we're not leaving till tomorrow. 349 00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:24,934 - I can't do this right now. - CHAYA: Right. 350 00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:26,457 I know, I know, I know, but 351 00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:28,285 we just need to see everything in person 352 00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:29,983 - before you go. - [Sam sighs] 353 00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:32,115 - After Ruben, we do not take chances. - Exactly. 354 00:13:32,159 --> 00:13:33,987 - Who's Ruben? - TRESSA: Our friend Marcy's dog. 355 00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:36,032 We were watching him while she was away, 356 00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:37,512 and she left one of his meds off the list... 357 00:13:37,555 --> 00:13:39,340 Like, off the list, totally. 358 00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:41,298 TRESSA: And he had a heart problem, and we couldn't reach her. 359 00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:43,300 - She was in Mykonos. - Mykonos. 360 00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:45,694 And, anyway, we had to put Ruben down 361 00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:48,479 while Marcy was getting railed by Greek bartenders. 362 00:13:48,523 --> 00:13:49,872 [sighs] Fat cunt. 363 00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:51,482 TRESSA: So, just a quick walk-through 364 00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:53,484 - would make us feel so, so, so much better. - Yeah. 365 00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:55,356 - So we don't kill your dog. - Or the thing that starts with an S. 366 00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:57,314 - I asked you not to... Like, but it's like, - Just relax. 367 00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:59,490 - it's like, I ask for things over... - SAM: Okay, okay, listen. 368 00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:01,144 - There's pizza in the kitchen. - Like, we don't want to kill your dog. 369 00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:02,972 - Go in there, go get pizza. - Oh, all right. Okay. 370 00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:05,235 - All right. - Oh, you better have a lot of shit bags. 371 00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:07,237 - Please, you have to leave soon, that's all I'm asking. - I know, I know, we're leaving. 372 00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:09,152 - Not even here. - I'm having so much shpilkes... 373 00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:11,154 Sammy, Sammy, Sammy. 374 00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:13,069 Little brother. 375 00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:15,158 - Oh. - [grunts] Hi. 376 00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:18,901 - Hi. - Oh, it's been such a long time. 377 00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:20,511 Yeah. - [sighs] 378 00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:22,992 - Sammy, you're a sight for sore eyes. [laughs] - Ha. 379 00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:23,993 Is this a bad time? 380 00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:25,777 [sighs] 381 00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:27,867 Well... no. 382 00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:30,043 Yes. Kind... I mean, it's just that, 383 00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:32,523 you know, we're going overseas tomorrow, 384 00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:35,091 and none of us are packed, so, I mean... 385 00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:37,398 Okay, so this is a fucking nightmare. Okay, uh... 386 00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:39,356 I'm sorry. Lenny didn't tell me. I'll get out of your hair. 387 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:42,751 No, no, no, no, no. I don't want you to leave. 388 00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:44,013 I want you to stay. 389 00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:45,014 I want to kill you that it took you 390 00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:46,537 so long to come and visit us, 391 00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:48,365 even though I'm leaving now. 392 00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:52,065 Well, I look forward to being killed. 393 00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:55,198 Stop. 394 00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:57,113 Frankie. Duke. 395 00:14:57,157 --> 00:15:00,943 Come down. Lenny's brother Cope is here from the... 396 00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:02,031 - mountains? - [laughs] Yeah. 397 00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:04,947 Hey, Cope. Oh, my God. 398 00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:07,036 COPE: Franklin Delano. Duke. 399 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,038 - What's going on, my bros? - Passport. 400 00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:10,953 - COPE: You guys all packed? - I'm packed. 401 00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:12,824 - COPE: Oh! - What are you doing here? 402 00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:15,218 - Passport. - COPE: Oleksandr 403 00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:16,480 - Rupeta. - [laughs] 404 00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:19,135 - COPE: Hello. How've you been? - MAX: Good. 405 00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:20,571 Where's your passport? 406 00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:23,226 - Why are you hiding it? - I'm not. Please shut up. 407 00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:25,054 Hello? 408 00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:28,231 COPE: Family, this is my friend, Yancey. 409 00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:30,407 - Mm. - Holy... 410 00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:32,627 Oh, my God. Okay, Cope said that he was friends with you, 411 00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:34,107 but I am, like, I can't even believe this. 412 00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:35,978 I love you. I love you. 413 00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:38,241 - Sam Fox. - Thank... Yes. 414 00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:40,156 - Thank... Oh. - Oh, my goodness. 415 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,985 - [sniffs] Oh, my goodness. - Yes. Thank you. 416 00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:44,987 - Oh, my goodness, my goodness. - Yeah... 417 00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:46,249 - This is meant to be. Honestly, - Hi. 418 00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:48,077 me meeting you is meant to be. 419 00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:50,079 I have seen all of your work. I am, like, O.G. 420 00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:52,777 loving you from way back, girl. Top ten, bitch 421 00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:55,084 Thank you very much. 422 00:15:55,128 --> 00:15:56,868 YANCEY: My God, look at all this art. 423 00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:59,959 You know, Balthazar Anderson says you can tell a lot 424 00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:02,004 about a person based on their art. 425 00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:03,179 - Yeah. - Can you tell me 426 00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:05,268 what these pieces mean to you? 427 00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:07,967 Well, you know, I l... I really like these... 428 00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:10,795 Thank you very much, but I actually... 429 00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:13,711 I have to... I have to pack. I have a big, huge trip 430 00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:15,148 tomorrow, so... 431 00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:17,106 There's pizza in the kitchen if you want some, though. 432 00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:18,455 - YANCEY: Great. - MAX: Hi. 433 00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:21,458 I'm Max. I-I, like, love your shoes. 434 00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:22,894 Thank you. 435 00:16:22,938 --> 00:16:25,027 They were in a couch I found by the side of the road. 436 00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,029 What? Whoa. [laughs] 437 00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:28,988 - YANCEY: I know. - MAX: That's so cool. 438 00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:30,685 - YANCEY: I know. - MAX: That's cool. 439 00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:32,469 YANCEY: Hey, girlfriend! 440 00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:34,036 Get over here. 441 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,038 Hi. 442 00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,866 Oh, my God, 443 00:16:37,909 --> 00:16:40,695 this home is so beautiful. 444 00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:42,131 Wow. 445 00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:44,481 That is Cope's on again, off again. 446 00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:47,136 I am so sorry. I did not know she was coming. 447 00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:49,225 - I think she smelled my hair. - Hair. Yeah. 448 00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:51,706 - She does that. Yeah. - Yeah. And she milked you. 449 00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:53,012 [both laugh] 450 00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:56,754 - [piano playing] - [indistinct conversation] 451 00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,286 [laughs] 452 00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:09,550 I'm Britney, bitch. 453 00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:11,552 Aah! Oh, my God! 454 00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:13,554 Oh, my God! Are you kidding me? 455 00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:16,252 No way. I can't be in the same room with that thing! 456 00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:17,340 - Tressa! Tressa! - I got it, I got it. 457 00:17:17,384 --> 00:17:18,167 Okay, breathe in and out. 458 00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:19,168 She just needs a drink. 459 00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:20,909 Maybe she should hold it. 460 00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:22,476 [overlapping chatter] 461 00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:26,175 Thank you, thank you, Yancey. 462 00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:27,785 Yes, I'll just... 463 00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:31,093 Yeah, I'll just take her. Thank you so much. 464 00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:32,790 I'll just... 465 00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,879 CHAYA: [groans] Sun goes up and down. 466 00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:36,359 - Oh, God, uh... - TRESSA: Sun goes up and down. 467 00:17:36,403 --> 00:17:39,188 - [chatter continuing] - Time to go home now, 468 00:17:39,232 --> 00:17:41,582 everybody. 469 00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:53,115 Isn't Yancey funny? 470 00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:55,291 And I like that name. 471 00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:57,772 Yancey. 472 00:17:57,815 --> 00:17:59,339 [chuckles] 473 00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:03,778 Hi. Have we met? Sorry. I'm Frankie. 474 00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:06,128 I don't know that I've had the pleasure. 475 00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,130 Who are you? 476 00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:09,392 What are you talking about? 477 00:18:09,436 --> 00:18:10,611 [sink turns off] 478 00:18:10,654 --> 00:18:12,221 Max, I think I've seen you try on, like, 479 00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:14,005 16 different personalities tonight. 480 00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:20,099 What... Max. Hey. 481 00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:22,275 - Max. - [crying] 482 00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:26,366 I'm sorry. That was really harsh. I... 483 00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:29,934 - You're all right. - [Max sniffling] 484 00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:32,241 FRANKIE: 485 00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:34,025 It's okay. 486 00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:40,423 - You're okay. - No, no, it's okay. 487 00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:41,772 I... 488 00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:43,818 You're not wrong. I do have, like, 489 00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:47,343 like, 16 different personalities, so... 490 00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:49,867 I don't know who the fuck I am. 491 00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:52,305 ♪ So you're scared and alone...♪ 492 00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:56,831 Do you want to come help me pack? 493 00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:59,050 I don't know what I'm doing, 494 00:18:59,094 --> 00:19:02,358 and you're really good at that shit, so... 495 00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:05,318 ♪ Nothing that's real♪ 496 00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:08,973 ♪ So remember the rooftop♪ 497 00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:12,325 ♪ Parties, remember the friends♪ 498 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:16,198 ♪ Remember the way♪ 499 00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:17,634 ♪ I love you now♪ 500 00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:19,288 ♪ And the way that I loved♪ 501 00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:21,682 ♪ You then♪ 502 00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:26,165 ♪ Remember the rooftop parties♪ 503 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:29,646 ♪ Remember the friends♪ 504 00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:33,302 ♪ Remember the way I love you now♪ 505 00:19:33,346 --> 00:19:37,176 ♪ And the way that I loved you then.♪ 506 00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:46,489 [sighs] 507 00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:48,187 - Oh. - Ah. 508 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:49,666 Okay. I... 509 00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:51,929 I think we should probably head out. 510 00:19:52,887 --> 00:19:53,931 [sighs] 511 00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:56,499 Have a beautiful journey. 512 00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:58,849 See you down the road, Cope. 513 00:19:58,893 --> 00:19:59,850 [chuckles softly] 514 00:19:59,894 --> 00:20:01,330 Mm. 515 00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:02,940 Hey, hey, hey. Come here, you. 516 00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:04,507 - Bye! - Uh-uh-uh. Come here, you. 517 00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:05,943 - Come here, you. - Oh. 518 00:20:05,987 --> 00:20:08,337 - You need to... - COPE: Oh, I love you. 519 00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:09,599 - relax, okay? - [discordant notes] 520 00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:12,254 Oh, my goodness! Look how tense you are. 521 00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:15,431 - Okay. - Hey, Sammy, you're wearing your shoulders up 522 00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:17,041 - as earrings, okay? - Okay. 523 00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:18,347 You have to relax, 524 00:20:18,391 --> 00:20:20,523 - Sammy. No, no. - Okay. 525 00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:22,395 - Really. Hey. Hey. - Oh. 526 00:20:22,438 --> 00:20:24,614 - Relax. Okay? - Okay. Thank you. 527 00:20:24,658 --> 00:20:26,355 Let me just break up these garlic knots. 528 00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:28,444 Yeah. A little harder right there. 529 00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:30,359 - Thank you. [strained]: Yeah. - Ooh. 530 00:20:30,403 --> 00:20:32,927 Very nice. Thank you very much. 531 00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:34,145 You. 532 00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:36,365 - Ah. - You. Miss Thang. 533 00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:39,281 When are you gonna come to the church choir group? 534 00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:40,891 - Yeah... - Okay, no, we need you. 535 00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:42,719 She has such a great voice. I have been asking her to join 536 00:20:42,763 --> 00:20:44,373 - for years now. - Good night, Yancey. 537 00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:46,375 - It's always a pleasure. - Okay, you better be there. 538 00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:47,550 I mean, we'll see. 539 00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:49,160 - No, you're gonna love it. - [chuckles] 540 00:20:49,204 --> 00:20:51,467 - You're coming. - I'm really busy with my kids. 541 00:20:51,511 --> 00:20:54,165 Lenny, it's run by a Black woman. 542 00:20:54,209 --> 00:20:55,558 [exhales] 543 00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:57,168 You don't say. 544 00:20:57,212 --> 00:20:58,561 We do gospel numbers. 545 00:20:58,605 --> 00:21:02,435 We even sing in Zulu and sign in Kenyan. 546 00:21:03,610 --> 00:21:05,176 That means "love you." 547 00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:06,482 - Okay, come on. - Bye. 548 00:21:06,526 --> 00:21:07,570 - Same as American. - I'm... - YANCEY: Oh! 549 00:21:07,614 --> 00:21:08,571 Slave songs! 550 00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:10,007 We do slave songs! 551 00:21:10,051 --> 00:21:13,272 Oh, wow. That sounds like a crazy choir. 552 00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:17,754 [clears throat] 553 00:21:17,798 --> 00:21:19,713 [grunts] 554 00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:26,850 Oh. 555 00:21:27,982 --> 00:21:32,813 - [exhales] - Oh, I remember dat baby's braces. 556 00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:35,816 Thank you. 557 00:21:35,859 --> 00:21:39,820 Sorry. I love you. Good night. 558 00:21:45,478 --> 00:21:46,783 - Oh. - Slaves. 559 00:21:46,827 --> 00:21:49,699 - Slave song. - She doubled down 560 00:21:49,743 --> 00:21:51,832 - Baby... - on that. I really... 561 00:21:54,008 --> 00:21:55,183 Welcome aboard. 562 00:21:55,226 --> 00:21:56,489 [chuckles softly] Hello. 563 00:21:56,532 --> 00:21:58,317 - I'll check your tickets here. - Oh, thank you. 564 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,710 STEVE: Uh, seat 2B and 2C, 565 00:22:00,754 --> 00:22:02,146 Mr. and Mrs. Fox. 566 00:22:02,190 --> 00:22:03,452 Great. Stand there. Thank you. 567 00:22:03,496 --> 00:22:05,454 - Welcome aboard. - SAM: Hi. 568 00:22:05,498 --> 00:22:06,716 - Have a good flight. - I'm with them. - Hi. Welcome aboard. 569 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:07,761 Oh, you are? 570 00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:11,155 - SAM: What are you... No. - CAROLINE [whispering]: Excuse me. 571 00:22:11,199 --> 00:22:13,549 Uh, no, she's not supposed to be 572 00:22:13,593 --> 00:22:15,812 in that seat. If you could just check her ticket. 573 00:22:15,856 --> 00:22:17,988 - Thank you. Mm. - Thank you very much. 574 00:22:18,032 --> 00:22:20,382 Sorry. Excuse me, madam. Could I check your ticket, please? 575 00:22:20,426 --> 00:22:21,644 Of course. 576 00:22:21,688 --> 00:22:22,993 - Thank you so much. - Phil. - Hmm. 577 00:22:23,037 --> 00:22:24,386 - [mouthing] - STEVE: I'm-I'm so sorry. 578 00:22:24,430 --> 00:22:25,996 You're in the wrong seat. 579 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:27,563 - Oh. - You're actually in the wrong section. 580 00:22:27,607 --> 00:22:28,869 - PHYLLIS: Oh. - [chuckles] Just down the back. 581 00:22:28,912 --> 00:22:30,087 [chuckles] 582 00:22:30,131 --> 00:22:31,480 [strained chuckle] 583 00:22:31,524 --> 00:22:33,352 - Hmm. - [Sam clears throat] 584 00:22:34,788 --> 00:22:36,398 She's your mother. 585 00:22:36,442 --> 00:22:37,660 - She's your mother. - She's your mother. 586 00:22:37,704 --> 00:22:39,401 - Hi. Welcome aboard. - She's your mother. 587 00:22:39,445 --> 00:22:41,316 - She's your mother! - She's your mother. 588 00:22:43,536 --> 00:22:44,580 [sighs] 589 00:22:44,624 --> 00:22:45,842 WOMAN: This row. 590 00:22:45,886 --> 00:22:48,105 - PHYLLIS: I can't do it. - WOMAN: Oh. 591 00:22:48,149 --> 00:22:50,281 SAM: That's very nice. 592 00:22:50,325 --> 00:22:51,718 PHYLLIS: Oh, lovely. 593 00:22:53,110 --> 00:22:54,851 I'm trapped. 594 00:22:54,895 --> 00:22:55,896 [chuckles softly] 595 00:22:55,939 --> 00:22:58,072 Yeah, that's right. 596 00:22:58,725 --> 00:23:00,857 - SAM: Thank you. - PHYLLIS: Uh, 's-scuse me. 597 00:23:00,901 --> 00:23:03,251 - I'm going over there. Could you? - [sighs] 598 00:23:03,294 --> 00:23:05,296 [chuckles] Oops! 599 00:23:05,340 --> 00:23:06,428 It's a bit of a squeeze. 600 00:23:06,472 --> 00:23:10,258 - [groans] - Oh, shit. I'm s... 601 00:23:10,301 --> 00:23:12,434 Are you ok... Sorry about that. 602 00:23:12,478 --> 00:23:13,870 - PHYLLIS: What's this thing? - MAN: That's mine. 603 00:23:13,914 --> 00:23:15,437 You could just grab it off the seat, 604 00:23:15,481 --> 00:23:17,700 - that'd be great, buddy. - Okay. 605 00:23:17,744 --> 00:23:20,311 WOMAN: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard Flight 28769 606 00:23:20,355 --> 00:23:22,401 - to London Heathrow. - God. Jesus. 607 00:23:23,140 --> 00:23:24,707 [groans] 608 00:23:24,751 --> 00:23:26,230 - [exhales] - There we are. 609 00:23:26,274 --> 00:23:27,318 [clears throat] 610 00:23:27,362 --> 00:23:28,537 Phil. 611 00:23:28,581 --> 00:23:29,625 - What? - Let me see your ticket. 612 00:23:29,669 --> 00:23:31,540 I think you're sitting in my seat. 613 00:23:31,584 --> 00:23:33,455 I most certainly am not. 614 00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:34,935 I would never sit in a middle seat. 615 00:23:34,978 --> 00:23:36,806 - Look. Look. - Phil. 616 00:23:40,593 --> 00:23:41,985 There we are. 617 00:23:43,378 --> 00:23:44,945 - [grunts] - Oh, be careful. 618 00:23:44,988 --> 00:23:46,903 Sorry, just one second... 619 00:23:46,947 --> 00:23:48,514 to get settled. 620 00:23:49,602 --> 00:23:50,646 Are you okay? 621 00:23:50,690 --> 00:23:52,474 - I s-saw you... - Yeah, I'm fine. 622 00:23:52,518 --> 00:23:54,650 - hit your head. - [chuckles softly] 623 00:23:54,694 --> 00:23:55,999 FRANKIE: Here, Mom, read this. 624 00:23:56,043 --> 00:23:59,481 This information stands between us and death. 625 00:23:59,525 --> 00:24:00,830 Nobody ever reads these. 626 00:24:00,874 --> 00:24:03,093 - I always do. - Right. It's very important. 627 00:24:03,137 --> 00:24:05,095 - Thank you. - [child fussing] - MOM: Relax. [shushing] 628 00:24:05,139 --> 00:24:06,923 - PHYLLIS: Oh. Now what? - It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. 629 00:24:06,967 --> 00:24:08,751 - Come on, look, look. We have our own row. - [fussing] 630 00:24:08,795 --> 00:24:10,492 That's it. Come on. Good boy. 631 00:24:10,536 --> 00:24:12,320 Oh, nearly there now. Look. 632 00:24:12,363 --> 00:24:13,582 It's all right. It's all right. 633 00:24:13,626 --> 00:24:14,757 - Look. Good. - I want to move over! 634 00:24:14,801 --> 00:24:16,759 - [chuckles] - Want to sit? You're fine. 635 00:24:16,803 --> 00:24:18,587 - [fussing] - What a good boy. - Aw. Hi! 636 00:24:18,631 --> 00:24:20,371 [shrieking] 637 00:24:20,415 --> 00:24:21,634 Are we going to behave ourselves?! 638 00:24:21,677 --> 00:24:23,592 [whimpers] No. 639 00:24:23,636 --> 00:24:26,595 - Are we gonna behave ourselves? - [fussing] 640 00:24:26,639 --> 00:24:27,944 Mom. 641 00:24:27,988 --> 00:24:29,772 - It's a long flight. - What did I do? 642 00:24:29,816 --> 00:24:32,688 He's be... He's talk... yelling at a child. 643 00:24:32,732 --> 00:24:34,951 - [Jonah babbling] - MOM: You don't like it? 644 00:24:34,995 --> 00:24:36,605 SAM: Oh. Hi. 645 00:24:36,649 --> 00:24:38,346 - Oh. - [yells] 646 00:24:38,389 --> 00:24:39,956 - Hey. [chuckles] - [sighs] 647 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,132 - JONAH: No! - MOM: Good boy. Come on. 648 00:24:42,176 --> 00:24:44,134 - [quietly]: Oh, no. - That's it. Come on. Sit down. 649 00:24:44,178 --> 00:24:46,136 - [fussing] - Come on. 650 00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:48,704 - JONAH: No! - Subtle. - MOM: Come on. Jonah. 651 00:24:48,748 --> 00:24:50,793 - I want it, too. - SAM: I want to play. 652 00:24:50,837 --> 00:24:53,622 Oh. We have a little friend right here. 653 00:24:53,666 --> 00:24:55,232 Boop-a-doo, ba-doop-doo. 654 00:24:55,276 --> 00:24:57,017 - Ha. - Jonah. Come on. Up. 655 00:24:57,060 --> 00:24:59,323 JONAH: No. [fusses] 656 00:24:59,367 --> 00:25:00,629 Lucky. 657 00:25:00,673 --> 00:25:02,631 - [whispering]: Duke. - MOM: Stop. 658 00:25:02,675 --> 00:25:04,024 Do you want to switch? 659 00:25:05,591 --> 00:25:07,680 Come sit next to Gran. Duke. 660 00:25:07,723 --> 00:25:09,638 WOMAN: Please turn off all personal electronic devices... 661 00:25:09,682 --> 00:25:11,684 - Duke. - DUKE: Mom, stop it. 662 00:25:11,727 --> 00:25:14,425 We are currently experiencing technical difficulties 663 00:25:14,469 --> 00:25:16,645 with our in-air entertainment. 664 00:25:16,689 --> 00:25:18,691 - As a reminder... - Oh. I mean... 665 00:25:18,734 --> 00:25:20,606 [chuckles softly] Bad luck. 666 00:25:22,042 --> 00:25:24,827 [English accent]: When do they start the bevs? 667 00:25:24,871 --> 00:25:27,656 - MARION: Part is very good. - CAROLINE: Is it? 668 00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:30,224 - Enjoy, madam. There we go. - I don'’t want to wait for too... Oh. Thank you. 669 00:25:30,267 --> 00:25:31,921 Oh, would you like me to place your box in the overhead? 670 00:25:31,965 --> 00:25:34,054 - No. Thank you. - Nice try, though. 671 00:25:34,097 --> 00:25:35,534 [chuckles softly] 672 00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:37,231 [chuckles] It's precious cargo. Sorry. 673 00:25:37,274 --> 00:25:38,754 Oh, it's very pretty. 674 00:25:38,798 --> 00:25:40,582 Oh. [chuckles softly] 675 00:25:41,975 --> 00:25:43,890 [sighs] 676 00:25:51,898 --> 00:25:53,682 CAPTAIN: Good day, passengers. 677 00:25:53,726 --> 00:25:55,205 This is your captain speaking. 678 00:25:55,249 --> 00:25:57,207 First, I would like to welcome everyone... 679 00:25:57,251 --> 00:25:59,209 Sam? Drink? 680 00:25:59,253 --> 00:26:01,211 - Sam. - Oh. 681 00:26:01,255 --> 00:26:03,692 'Kay. Thank you. 682 00:26:03,736 --> 00:26:06,869 - Mm. - Do you think that's quite appropriate, Charlotte? 683 00:26:06,913 --> 00:26:08,567 [South African accent]: Ma'am? 684 00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:10,046 PHYLLIS: "Jesus saves." 685 00:26:10,090 --> 00:26:12,483 It's a very controversial statement. 686 00:26:12,527 --> 00:26:14,877 The phrase "Jesus saves"-- 687 00:26:14,921 --> 00:26:17,314 I mean, it's very assumptive. 688 00:26:17,358 --> 00:26:18,620 Phil. 689 00:26:18,664 --> 00:26:20,056 Release. 690 00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:22,493 - I was just getting a better look. - Sorry. 691 00:26:22,537 --> 00:26:23,712 PHYLLIS: She's presuming 692 00:26:23,756 --> 00:26:25,888 - we all love Jesus. - Jesus. 693 00:26:25,932 --> 00:26:27,629 CHARLOTTE: I'm so sorry, madam. 694 00:26:27,673 --> 00:26:29,805 A gift from my grandmother. Aw. 695 00:26:29,849 --> 00:26:32,068 My apologies. I forgot to take it off before my shift. 696 00:26:32,112 --> 00:26:35,289 - [chuckles] - Must be more careful, mustn't we? 697 00:26:40,947 --> 00:26:44,733 For what it's worth, I love the original Jesus. 698 00:26:44,777 --> 00:26:47,127 I'm a fan, Charlotte. 699 00:26:48,302 --> 00:26:51,305 I don't trust white South Africans. 700 00:26:52,523 --> 00:26:54,308 [groans softly] 701 00:26:55,831 --> 00:26:57,354 Mom. 702 00:26:58,529 --> 00:26:59,792 Mom. 703 00:27:00,793 --> 00:27:01,837 Mom. 704 00:27:01,881 --> 00:27:03,360 [tapping] 705 00:27:04,492 --> 00:27:06,668 Can I see one of your grandmother's poems? 706 00:27:06,712 --> 00:27:09,192 Yes, baby. 707 00:27:11,151 --> 00:27:12,543 [grunts] 708 00:27:12,587 --> 00:27:13,762 Okay. 709 00:27:13,806 --> 00:27:15,372 'Scuse me. [grunts] 710 00:27:15,416 --> 00:27:18,506 ♪ Let me pick a special one for you.♪ 711 00:27:18,549 --> 00:27:20,160 [grunts] 712 00:27:20,813 --> 00:27:23,163 Here you go, baby. 713 00:27:24,164 --> 00:27:26,166 - [seat belt clicks] - Mm. 714 00:27:26,209 --> 00:27:27,950 - [gasping] - FRANKIE: Mom. 715 00:27:27,994 --> 00:27:29,952 - Mom. - It's okay. - Frankie. 716 00:27:29,996 --> 00:27:31,780 - It's okay. - Shh. Calm down. 717 00:27:31,824 --> 00:27:33,303 - JONAH: Mummy. - Just keep your eye on your drink. 718 00:27:33,347 --> 00:27:36,698 You see? Just watch the drink and how it moves. 719 00:27:36,742 --> 00:27:37,786 It's just air pockets. 720 00:27:37,830 --> 00:27:38,787 That's all. 721 00:27:38,831 --> 00:27:40,223 It's just air pockets. 722 00:27:41,224 --> 00:27:42,225 [gasping] 723 00:27:42,269 --> 00:27:44,793 - SAM: Oh. - PHYLLIS: It's all right. 724 00:27:44,837 --> 00:27:47,187 It'll pass. It always does. 725 00:27:47,883 --> 00:27:49,406 [gasping] 726 00:27:49,450 --> 00:27:51,321 - Mummy. Mummy. - WOMAN: Bit of chop, folks. 727 00:27:51,365 --> 00:27:53,193 Flight attendants, please be seated. 728 00:27:53,236 --> 00:27:55,499 Do your little thing. 729 00:27:55,543 --> 00:27:56,849 You'll see. 730 00:27:56,892 --> 00:27:59,329 It doesn't work like that anymore, Nan. 731 00:27:59,373 --> 00:28:01,070 It's gone. I swear to God. 732 00:28:01,114 --> 00:28:03,812 Whatever I... had, I broke. 733 00:28:03,856 --> 00:28:05,814 [all gasp] 734 00:28:05,858 --> 00:28:07,250 SAM: Whoa. 735 00:28:08,034 --> 00:28:10,427 Whatever was... 736 00:28:10,471 --> 00:28:12,691 special about me 737 00:28:12,734 --> 00:28:13,735 is gone. 738 00:28:14,780 --> 00:28:15,998 Never gone. 739 00:28:16,042 --> 00:28:18,000 Just changing. 740 00:28:18,044 --> 00:28:19,828 Everything changes. 741 00:28:19,872 --> 00:28:23,266 Everything moves ever forward. 742 00:28:25,878 --> 00:28:27,749 - [rattling] - [gasping] 743 00:28:27,793 --> 00:28:29,838 [Jonah fussing] 744 00:28:29,882 --> 00:28:31,622 One day, trash. 745 00:28:31,666 --> 00:28:35,844 Next day, you're wearing diamond earrings. 746 00:28:35,888 --> 00:28:37,585 - [gasps] - [Jonah fussing] 747 00:28:37,628 --> 00:28:40,022 Oh! That's enough! 748 00:28:40,066 --> 00:28:41,371 Control your child! 749 00:28:41,415 --> 00:28:43,243 MOM: I'm doing the best I can, sir. 750 00:28:43,286 --> 00:28:45,245 - Oh. - JONAH: No! - Come on. 751 00:28:45,288 --> 00:28:47,247 - I'm sorry. I'm just... - JONAH: Aah! No! 752 00:28:47,290 --> 00:28:49,640 There is no need to apologize. 753 00:28:49,684 --> 00:28:52,426 Been there, done that, bought the factory, mama. 754 00:28:52,469 --> 00:28:53,862 [sighs] 755 00:28:53,906 --> 00:28:55,777 This is a long flight. 756 00:28:55,821 --> 00:28:57,997 Your child is keeping me awake! 757 00:28:59,085 --> 00:29:00,782 SAM: Um, bro, 758 00:29:00,826 --> 00:29:03,045 the child is not the issue here, okay? 759 00:29:03,089 --> 00:29:04,655 Did you hear the pilot? 760 00:29:04,699 --> 00:29:07,136 The flight attendants are seated. 761 00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:09,399 Don't speak to me. I'm not your bro. 762 00:29:09,443 --> 00:29:11,053 - [call button chiming] - This is ridiculous. 763 00:29:11,097 --> 00:29:13,273 Utterly ridiculous. 764 00:29:13,316 --> 00:29:15,797 Okay, could you just maybe chill 765 00:29:15,841 --> 00:29:17,451 and take it down a notch, okay? 766 00:29:17,494 --> 00:29:20,236 You don't need to be, like, so over-the-top. 767 00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:23,065 This is a little much. It's just a baby, okay? 768 00:29:23,109 --> 00:29:25,067 Who the fuck are you?! 769 00:29:25,111 --> 00:29:27,940 I know my rights! Don't tell me to bring it down! 770 00:29:29,115 --> 00:29:31,073 [gasping] 771 00:29:31,117 --> 00:29:32,074 JONAH: 772 00:29:32,118 --> 00:29:34,076 Mummy. 773 00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:35,948 - [phone beeps] - My name is George Carter. 774 00:29:35,991 --> 00:29:38,167 I'm on Flight 28769 775 00:29:38,211 --> 00:29:40,517 to London Heathrow. 776 00:29:40,561 --> 00:29:42,824 And I would like you all to see 777 00:29:42,868 --> 00:29:44,826 what these people are doing! 778 00:29:44,870 --> 00:29:48,003 I have called the flight attendant 14 times, 779 00:29:48,047 --> 00:29:49,091 and nothing! 780 00:29:49,135 --> 00:29:51,528 Okay, Scottish Karen. 781 00:29:51,572 --> 00:29:53,530 - Ooh, Karen's mad. - [scoffs] 782 00:29:53,574 --> 00:29:56,098 My wife's name is Karen and that is so offensive! 783 00:29:56,142 --> 00:29:57,447 You are violating our rights! 784 00:29:57,491 --> 00:29:59,841 SAM: Oh, we made the movie. 785 00:29:59,885 --> 00:30:01,538 Hi to you and your wife. 786 00:30:01,582 --> 00:30:03,540 Okay, you know what I'm trying to do? 787 00:30:03,584 --> 00:30:06,717 I'm trying to un-genderize the word, okay? 788 00:30:06,761 --> 00:30:10,112 So it's not differentiated between man, woman, 789 00:30:10,156 --> 00:30:11,984 idiot, flower, 790 00:30:12,027 --> 00:30:13,115 Tootsie Pop, 791 00:30:13,159 --> 00:30:14,290 whatever you are. 792 00:30:14,334 --> 00:30:16,118 CHARLOTTE: Sir. Sir. 793 00:30:16,162 --> 00:30:19,948 You get ahold of yourself or I will duct-tape you 794 00:30:19,992 --> 00:30:21,907 to the fucking seat. 795 00:30:22,908 --> 00:30:24,083 [Jonah fusses] 796 00:30:31,917 --> 00:30:33,048 [applause] 797 00:30:33,092 --> 00:30:34,528 [whooping] 798 00:30:34,571 --> 00:30:37,270 [cheering] 799 00:30:38,924 --> 00:30:41,622 - Mm. - Jesus does save. 800 00:30:42,362 --> 00:30:46,366 Indominus nabiscos. 801 00:30:46,409 --> 00:30:48,890 - Mm. Hmm. - JONAH: Yeah. 802 00:30:48,934 --> 00:30:50,544 [giggling] 803 00:30:50,587 --> 00:30:52,067 [babbling] 804 00:30:52,111 --> 00:30:53,329 Okay. 805 00:30:53,373 --> 00:30:55,070 SAM: Yeah. 806 00:30:55,114 --> 00:30:57,333 Uh-oh! 807 00:30:57,377 --> 00:31:00,380 - [babbling] - [mom chuckles] 808 00:31:00,423 --> 00:31:02,686 To you both and to Dormin. 809 00:31:02,730 --> 00:31:04,166 I really wish he could have come. 810 00:31:04,210 --> 00:31:05,776 I miss him. I do, too. 811 00:31:05,820 --> 00:31:09,345 Thank you, guys, for this incredible opportunity. 812 00:31:09,389 --> 00:31:12,174 I-I really needed the change. [chuckles] 813 00:31:12,218 --> 00:31:13,523 - Really bad. - MARION: Yeah. 814 00:31:13,567 --> 00:31:16,091 Sometimes you got to shake the cocktail up. 815 00:31:16,135 --> 00:31:18,137 It's our pleasure. 816 00:31:19,225 --> 00:31:21,053 - MAX: Cheers. - [sighs] 817 00:31:21,096 --> 00:31:24,012 Oh, hello, Maxwell. 818 00:31:24,056 --> 00:31:25,100 Hi, Mom. 819 00:31:25,144 --> 00:31:28,060 Sam, how is it back in steerage? 820 00:31:28,103 --> 00:31:29,800 You're not hearing that? 821 00:31:29,844 --> 00:31:32,107 There is a psycho asshole back there. 822 00:31:32,151 --> 00:31:33,413 - [sputters] - It's insane. 823 00:31:33,456 --> 00:31:35,415 - I'm not hearing a thing. - [chuckling] No. 824 00:31:35,458 --> 00:31:38,200 Good. We would hate to disturb you. 825 00:31:38,244 --> 00:31:40,028 There's no disturbance at all. 826 00:31:40,072 --> 00:31:42,204 [sighs] 827 00:31:42,248 --> 00:31:43,031 This is cute. 828 00:31:43,075 --> 00:31:44,380 - Family time. - Yeah. 829 00:31:44,424 --> 00:31:46,382 - I got to drain the main vein. - Okay. 830 00:31:46,426 --> 00:31:49,951 - These toilets are for first-class passengers only. - MARION: Uh-oh. 831 00:31:49,995 --> 00:31:51,300 I completely understand. 832 00:31:51,344 --> 00:31:53,824 But there is a really definite type of situation 833 00:31:53,868 --> 00:31:56,131 back in my section. Can I just go... 834 00:31:56,175 --> 00:31:58,046 Oh, I'm sorry. 835 00:31:58,090 --> 00:31:59,047 Those are the rules. 836 00:31:59,091 --> 00:32:00,962 [Marion snorts] 837 00:32:01,006 --> 00:32:02,964 Okay, Stove. 838 00:32:03,008 --> 00:32:05,227 Did you see Bridesmaids? 839 00:32:05,271 --> 00:32:08,230 What is it with you people in first class? 840 00:32:08,274 --> 00:32:09,928 We're monsters. 841 00:32:10,885 --> 00:32:12,147 Hmm! 842 00:32:12,191 --> 00:32:14,628 SAM/MARION: "Call me when you have no class!" 843 00:32:14,671 --> 00:32:17,979 - Cham! Boo! Bee! - Do it now, Hank. 844 00:32:18,023 --> 00:32:20,677 - MARION: Jerk. - That's it, Rodney. 845 00:32:20,721 --> 00:32:23,985 I'm going to need you to return to your seat now. 846 00:32:24,029 --> 00:32:25,639 Okay. All right. 847 00:32:25,682 --> 00:32:29,077 Well, I'm so sorry to bother everyone. [chuckles] 848 00:32:29,121 --> 00:32:31,427 In first class. Enjoy your sublime seats. 849 00:32:31,471 --> 00:32:33,995 - Oh, it's really nice. - I'm so glad that everybody 850 00:32:34,039 --> 00:32:35,866 in first class belongs here. 851 00:32:35,910 --> 00:32:38,434 [English accent]: I'll see you in Blighty, daughter! 852 00:32:38,478 --> 00:32:40,436 Good night, Detroit! 853 00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:42,873 Chill out, Stove! All right, I'm going. 854 00:32:42,917 --> 00:32:45,006 ["England Swings" by Roger Miller playing] 855 00:32:45,050 --> 00:32:47,966 ♪ Now, if you huff and puff and you finally save enough♪ 856 00:32:48,009 --> 00:32:51,665 ♪ Money up to take your family on a trip across the sea♪ 857 00:32:51,708 --> 00:32:53,884 ♪ Take a tip before you take your trip♪ 858 00:32:53,928 --> 00:32:56,017 ♪ Let me tell you where to go♪ 859 00:32:56,061 --> 00:32:57,888 ♪ Go to England, oh♪ 860 00:32:57,932 --> 00:33:01,022 ♪ England swings like a pendulum do♪ 861 00:33:01,066 --> 00:33:04,156 ♪ Bobbies on bicycles, two by two♪ 862 00:33:04,199 --> 00:33:07,289 ♪ Westminster Abbey, the tower of Big Ben♪ 863 00:33:07,333 --> 00:33:11,554 ♪ The rosy red cheeks of the little children.♪